The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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