What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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