Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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