I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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