North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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