Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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