found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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