I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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