They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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