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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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