We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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