He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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