happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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