Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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