i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just high enough for therapy.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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