All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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