so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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