And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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