honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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