Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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