Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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