see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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