Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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