Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize