Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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