Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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