ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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