have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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