I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
All I want is dick and wine.
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