ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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