This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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