Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
