I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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