Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
40s are totally the cure
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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