You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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