I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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