there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Are we still banned from the library?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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