yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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