Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
His nipple licking is glorious
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