That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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