dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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