I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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