I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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