If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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