was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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