Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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