i just wanna soil my oats bro
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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