Me. At least after what I've been through.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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