he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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