We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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