He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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