it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm bleeding and have questions
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
