the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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