I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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