If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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