You just made me feel so damn special
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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