So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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