At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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