I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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