you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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