By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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