Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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